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Synister Dane and the Kickapoo Disco Cosmonuts: Music/Lyrics

Everybody Must Get Cloned

(Parody of "Rainy Day Woman #12 &35", Bob Dylan, Dwarf Productions)
Lyrics
Everybody Must Get Cloned
They say that Clones are just what we need
They cloned a sheep and now they're cloning seed
They say the hungry masses they will feed
But they're doing it to satisfy their greed.

But I would not Feel so all alone
EVERYBODY MUST GET CLONED

They're cloning all the cows down on the farm
They're cloning drugs to keep us safe from harm
They're cloning the consumers at the mall
And their doubling their profits every fall

But I would not Feel so all alone
EVERYBODY MUST GET CLONED

They’re cloning herbicide resistant beans
They're splicing elephants with tangerines
This clonin g thing is getting pretty big
They've even cloned a nitrogen fixing pig.

But I would not Feel so all alone
EVERYBODY MUST GET CLONED