Synister Dane and the Kickapoo Disco Cosmonuts: Music/Lyrics
Mad Cow
Mad cow, it’s a dread disease Somehow, it turns your brain to cheese Right now, I hope we all agree That when a ruminatin’ animal, turns into a cannibal Spongiform encephalopothy. Well, if you are what you eat and you eat what you are This recyclin’ thing has gone a bit too far If you’re the missing link in your own food chain You’ll be ravin’ as your dyin’, from microscopic prions Eating little holes in your brain. Mad cow, it’s a dread disease Somehow, it turns your brain to cheese Right now, I hope we all agree That when a ruminatin’ animal, turns into a cannibal Spongiform encephalopothy. Well, a canadian bossy she was coming down south She was a rolling her eyes, she was foamin’ at the mouth She was neurotic, psychotic, and paranoid, too With dillisions of grandeur that all across the land Her story’d be on the TV news. Mad cow, it’s a dread disease Somehow, it turns your brain to cheese Right now, I hope we all agree That when a ruminatin’ animal, turns into a cannibal Spongiform encephalopothy. I’m going to leave this feedlot now There’s just no place for an old mad cow When all the cows are hormone deranged And all the people are acting very strange. Mad cow, it’s a dread disease Somehow, it turns your brain to cheese Right now, I hope we all agree That when a ruminatin’ animal, turns into a cannibal Spongiform encephalopothy. Well, the USDA says we’ve got nothing fear ‘Cause we’ve only had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven Little cases down here No need to put a mad cow test in place Like they did across the ocean It caused a big commotion We can trust the market place. Mad cow, it’s a dread disease Somehow, it turns your brain to cheese Right now, I hope we all agree That when a ruminatin’ animal, turns into a cannibal Spongiform encephalopothy.