Synister Dane and the Kickapoo Disco Cosmonuts: Music/Lyrics
Purple Hay
(Parody of "Purple Haze", Jimi Hendrix)
Purple Hay is growing in my fields
GMO’s have not increased my yields
Bt pollen, it fills the skies, tell me
Who killed the monarch butterfly?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, it’s
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Bop, bop, chicka-, chicka-, chicka-, chicka-bop
chipalopa, chipalopa, chip, chip, chew
Purple Hay is in nice round bales
My genetic sequence is now for sale
Now that genes are getting engineered
Life on Earth is getting very weird.
I do, I do, I do, it’s
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Bop, bop, chicka-, chicka-
chicka-, chicka-bop
chipalopa, chipalopa, chip, chip, chew
Purple Hay is stored inside my barns
They tell me GMO’s will do us no harm
Cloned white goats are spinning spider silk
Tell me, do you know what is in your milk?
I do, I do, I do, i do, it’s
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Hay, heeeeyyyyy
Purple Haaaayyyy…
How about a three-headed, green and yellow fishberry, baby
With glow-in-the-dark fingernails