Synister Dane and the Kickapoo Disco Cosmonuts: Music/Lyrics
(Parody of Summertime Blues, by Eddie Cochran, J. Capehart, Warner-Tamerlane Pub Corp.)
After ten long years of Federal blunder
The new organic rule came out last Summer
I went to my Certifier, He said quote
The USDA has shoved this down our throat
Somebody tell me what the Heck I'm sposed to do
Cause there ain't no justice in the New Organic Rule!
Gonna take two weeks just to write the application.
I try to read the standards but it ends in frustration
I talked to my inspector, asked him "What the Heck"? He said
I can't inspect your farm till you write out the check.
Suddenly I realized that we have all been fooled
Cause there ain't no justice in the New Organic Rule.